January 2012
What do you call an arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.
Dammit, they sell Threadless shirts for Xbox Avatars now. Guess what I’m buying… http://ping.fm/QUhfn
Beware: I may turn into this guy one day http://ping.fm/m3EEH
Gotta be up at 7am? Screw it. I’ll sleep on the plane…wait, that never works. FFFFFFUUUUUUU
Is it just me, or are there other personal pronouns?
The Jackson 5 http://ping.fm/DpRf3
I want to visit this place in Hawaii called Haiku. It sounds poetic.
I collect the magazine Chiropractic Monthly. I’ve got all the back issues.
Cap tables! Term sheets! Oh my!
In line at Colbert and came close to screwing up the entire line system. But I’m going in!
The Internet here is so bad, it buffered while watching 5secondfilms :|
Woot! Got a ticket to the Colbert Report taping tonight!
I before E, except after C? That’s weird.
Not even 30 mins into it and I’ve already been affected by the Wikipedia SOPA blackout. This stuff is important, people! Call your senator!
I used to love the military, but it war off.
Happy Martian Luther King Day! http://ping.fm/HqeVS
WANT! http://ping.fm/fqerO
What do noble gases say when they see each other? Halogents.
A Super Mario World version of Levels and a good house remix of Nyancat? Yep, this set is going to be weeeeeird…
If the world ends in December, that means everyone should stop using protection in April. And you know what that means? APOCALYPSE BABIES!
I should probably be asleep…
Oh my cod, you have no sole. If anyone has any other fish puns, let minnow.
How much did the pirate pay for earrings? A buccaneer.
How do you make Holy water? You boil the Hell out of it.
Walking home from the MARTA station tonight was a *bad* idea.
New car purchased. I’m now a smug Prius owner for the next 9 months :P
Testing. 1-12-12.
Found a car I like. Does anyone have a recommendation for an inspector who can come out to the Sandy Springs area?
Oh sweet! The Brochella lineup is out! http://ping.fm/cKjYA
Compared a similarly spec’d a Macbook Pro and HP Envy. Cost savings: $650. Tell me again, why am I paying that much more for a laptop?
Roller skated for the first time in many years tonight. My legs are like jello. Totally worth it!
“If you’re trying to use this plugin on that md5 hash string, it will fail because you’re being ridiculous.”
I don’t like my masseuse. She rubs me the wrong way.
Any computer-smart folks in Atlanta need some quick money? http://ping.fm/hq84I
I could really use Zack Morris’ “Time out!” ability right now. Think he can hold it for a few days at a time?
Wow, $8,063.28 to fix my car…
Censorship http://ping.fm/LKVrL
Narcissistron! http://ping.fm/XxMlx
My dog gave me a stick the and told me he found it 600 miles away. That’s a bit far-fetched.
Wow, there is literally *one* thing on sale on Steam. Crazy!
timdorr: Oh boy, this is happening again!... →
Oh boy, this is happening again! http://ping.fm/3ycgy
“How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist i just don’t get it”
Dawn of the First Day -8520 Hours Remain-
Year, happy new.
timdorr: Oh hey, Greens is going to be open... →
Oh hey, Greens is going to be open Sundays starting tomorrow! Hop City next week! Yay beer!