Just saw an airport limo pickup for a “Fung Kin.” So close to Funk King…

What do you call an arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.

Dammit, they sell Threadless shirts for Xbox Avatars now. Guess what I’m buying… http://ping.fm/QUhfn

Beware: I may turn into this guy one day http://ping.fm/m3EEH

Gotta be up at 7am? Screw it. I’ll sleep on the plane…wait, that never works. FFFFFFUUUUUUU

Is it just me, or are there other personal pronouns?

The Jackson 5 http://ping.fm/DpRf3

I want to visit this place in Hawaii called Haiku. It sounds poetic.

I collect the magazine Chiropractic Monthly. I’ve got all the back issues.